Conspiracy Theories
What do suitcase nukes, Amanda Bynes, Bill Cosby, and the Sony hack all have in common? What follows is a good ole fashioned Conspiracy Theory. Ripped from the headlines, drenched in paranoia, and laid...
View ArticlePublic Enemy #1
A couple months ago, I decided to write the FBI and request a copy of my file to be used later for a Grimerica blog. I don’t want to say I’m running out of ideas here, but I knew the process of...
View ArticleOn the Topic of Alien Abduction
Ever wake up in the night terrified, 100% sure that there’s something in your room and it’s going to get you? You spend the next god knows how long praying that it’ll all just go away and then the next...
View ArticleDungeons and Drag Shows: Part Two
Part Two: The part about Drag Shows…kinda This post isn’t what you think it is, but if you sit tight and give it a shot it might actually be something better. This post is another post in disguise that...
View ArticleThe Day I Tried to Live
This post is about the trials and tribulations of quitting smoking. They say reformers are the worst and it’s only been a couple weeks so I’ll try not to get too high on my horse here, but consider...
View ArticleHow I Spent My Summer Vacation
A long standing tradition of the American educational system is the How I Spent My Summer Vacation writing assignment for returning students. The idea being is that you trick the kids into writing a...
View ArticleLearning to Float
Through the online chaos vortex that is Facebook, the opportunity presented itself recently to spend some time in a sensory deprivation tank. An old friend from high school had recently taken to...
View ArticleThe Jungle: 2099
Hey, gang. Full disclosure here – what follows is some shameless self-promotion mixed with a couple hot-button issues. We’ll return to form a little later in the month when I regale you guys with two...
View ArticleSomewhat Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
I’ve always found horror movies and scary books/comics enjoyable, but what really gets me going is when people tell me their real life stories of the unexplained. They’re never as finely crafted or...
View ArticleI’ve read 87% of the Bible: A Grimerica Book Review
This is a story someone told me once, but don’t take it as gospel… One afternoon, in the late 1960’s, L. Ron Hubbard and Anton LaVey were out day drinking in some bar in San Francisco. when inspiration...
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